Simply complex :)

Practical jokes are complex .....very complex.... they behave like the complex numbers....


Here we will discuss the simplicity of the complexity of P.J.s....


Let us write P.J. = ( P + iJ)


The real part i.e. if P=0 then we only have iJ , the imaginary part. So when in a P.J. the real part is zero we have the P.J. as a pure joke which is of course imaginary.


But when the imaginary part is zero i.e. J=0 , we have only P , the real part. So when in a P.J. the imaginary part is zero (no jokes situation ) ,the P.J. is only P i.e. the P.J. is purely Practical.


So clearly P.J.s are like the Complex numbers....... they are "Simply Complex" ..... :)

The First Indian lady to travel abroad.....

After reading many books and talking to many great historian(!?!) I think "Sita" is the first known Indian lady to travel abroad ......

If anybody reading this has any other opinion , please comment .............

Frodo has failed !!!!

Frodo has failed us all ....... :(





And this part of the story began here .................

Changing Colour!!!

Last Sunday "Buddho Babu" gave a lecture on global worming. There he repeatedly said that he "wants more green for greater good".


More "Green" ,He wants, all of a sudden;to stop "global worming"?!!? Too much 'red' all around? Huh?!?


Red not so 'Cool' anymore ??!!? So change colour to keep Earth 'Cool' and thus stop 'Global (at least some Zonal) Warming'!!

The American Dream :(

They call it the American Dream. Somewhere a few years ago I heard someone saying that it's really an American "dream" for it happens to be true only when you are asleep.
Really, the more I get to know about "The land of Coca cola and Wonder bra" the more I get upset. The news I read or hear everyday breaks my heart.
Now I am convinced that Marijuana gives rise to insanity!! Indeed !! But not in its users but in the policies directed against it !!
A nation that sentences the possessor of a single joint to life imprisonment without parole but sets a murderer free after perhaps six years is in the grips of a deep psychosis , must have gone insane with Marijuana .... :(
How would I stand that insanity ?! Not in this life.......
My American Dream ... gone ... :(

I dont care.......

I don't care if God asks me to go to hell.
I don't care if Netaji comes back.
I don't care if Australia cannot win a twenty twenty match.
I don't care if you don't care.
I don't care if the hills have eyes.
I don't care if they ban the "hemp seed" in Columbia.
I don't care if they stop brewing single malts or Absinthe.
I don't care if girls start to have IQ's in positive integers.
I don't care if cows start to fly.
I don't care if Bush understands the gravity of the situation and let the great Caligula to take control of the mess he created.
I don't care if anybody could see me during a power-cut.
I don't care if the sky falls on our head.


I don't care if nobody reads my blogs........I will still keep on posting them..


I will keep on posting such nonsense for the rest of my life ,curse Google for that.

I don't care!!!!

Wow -What a day !

Today I woke up at 8 in the morning . Had my breakfast and went to college. Attended a class and went to play football. Scored four goals and came back home. Slept for an hour or so. At 9 I realized I had caught a cold and an awful headache !!!!


What to do!!! ..... What to do!!! I could not think much as the headache was tearing my head apart..........Then there was light.... I remembered Captain Jack Sparrow......I ran across the street and bought a quarter of XXX Rum .... :(


Now I am having the deadly Rum with lukewarm( The word lukewarm has a long history, dating back to the 14th century. " luke" is believed to be an alternative form of lew or the archaic hleow, which meant 'tepid') water.....hick hick..... I have saved myself ......hick hick...... A day, so sober, gone............... thanks to Captain Jack Sparrow...... hick ........


After all I don't want to die an angel !!