Simply complex :)

Practical jokes are complex .....very complex.... they behave like the complex numbers....


Here we will discuss the simplicity of the complexity of P.J.s....


Let us write P.J. = ( P + iJ)


The real part i.e. if P=0 then we only have iJ , the imaginary part. So when in a P.J. the real part is zero we have the P.J. as a pure joke which is of course imaginary.


But when the imaginary part is zero i.e. J=0 , we have only P , the real part. So when in a P.J. the imaginary part is zero (no jokes situation ) ,the P.J. is only P i.e. the P.J. is purely Practical.


So clearly P.J.s are like the Complex numbers....... they are "Simply Complex" ..... :)

The First Indian lady to travel abroad.....

After reading many books and talking to many great historian(!?!) I think "Sita" is the first known Indian lady to travel abroad ......

If anybody reading this has any other opinion , please comment .............

Frodo has failed !!!!

Frodo has failed us all ....... :(





And this part of the story began here .................

Changing Colour!!!

Last Sunday "Buddho Babu" gave a lecture on global worming. There he repeatedly said that he "wants more green for greater good".


More "Green" ,He wants, all of a sudden;to stop "global worming"?!!? Too much 'red' all around? Huh?!?


Red not so 'Cool' anymore ??!!? So change colour to keep Earth 'Cool' and thus stop 'Global (at least some Zonal) Warming'!!

The American Dream :(

They call it the American Dream. Somewhere a few years ago I heard someone saying that it's really an American "dream" for it happens to be true only when you are asleep.
Really, the more I get to know about "The land of Coca cola and Wonder bra" the more I get upset. The news I read or hear everyday breaks my heart.
Now I am convinced that Marijuana gives rise to insanity!! Indeed !! But not in its users but in the policies directed against it !!
A nation that sentences the possessor of a single joint to life imprisonment without parole but sets a murderer free after perhaps six years is in the grips of a deep psychosis , must have gone insane with Marijuana .... :(
How would I stand that insanity ?! Not in this life.......
My American Dream ... gone ... :(

I dont care.......

I don't care if God asks me to go to hell.
I don't care if Netaji comes back.
I don't care if Australia cannot win a twenty twenty match.
I don't care if you don't care.
I don't care if the hills have eyes.
I don't care if they ban the "hemp seed" in Columbia.
I don't care if they stop brewing single malts or Absinthe.
I don't care if girls start to have IQ's in positive integers.
I don't care if cows start to fly.
I don't care if Bush understands the gravity of the situation and let the great Caligula to take control of the mess he created.
I don't care if anybody could see me during a power-cut.
I don't care if the sky falls on our head.


I don't care if nobody reads my blogs........I will still keep on posting them..


I will keep on posting such nonsense for the rest of my life ,curse Google for that.

I don't care!!!!

Wow -What a day !

Today I woke up at 8 in the morning . Had my breakfast and went to college. Attended a class and went to play football. Scored four goals and came back home. Slept for an hour or so. At 9 I realized I had caught a cold and an awful headache !!!!


What to do!!! ..... What to do!!! I could not think much as the headache was tearing my head apart..........Then there was light.... I remembered Captain Jack Sparrow......I ran across the street and bought a quarter of XXX Rum .... :(


Now I am having the deadly Rum with lukewarm( The word lukewarm has a long history, dating back to the 14th century. " luke" is believed to be an alternative form of lew or the archaic hleow, which meant 'tepid') water.....hick hick..... I have saved myself ......hick hick...... A day, so sober, gone............... thanks to Captain Jack Sparrow...... hick ........


After all I don't want to die an angel !!

If you are not a Leftist , you must be Right !

The draconian and antediluvian ideals and obstructionist policies of the Marxists is detrimental to the emergence of an India which is an increasingly important player in the realms of technology, global economy, and world politics et al, needs to be checked and suppressed, if necessary by force, to ensure our rightful place in the new world order............

One of my friend once told me this (God knows how I remembered it !!! )............... I always have a feeling that I am lost after the first few words ...... But he has to be right because quite clearly he is not a Leftist .......... :)

My God ! I just crossed that age !!

I sincerely thank God for the fact that Internet was a costly affair when I was in school !!

My first blog (The nonsense begins!!!!)

I am certain that ORIGINALITY is an unexplored territory. You get there, if at all, by carrying a canoe -- you can't take a taxi !!! .......... Guess what this so called reflection of mine is not Original either !!!!

Anyway I really believe originality never impresses anybody, compilation does. This is my first blog ...... I 'think' I will be posting blogs here on regular interval . Do not expect anything so called "Original" from me.

I will not be intentionally Political or Religious. I will not intentionally shout for a Social cause either, as I don't have those Godly characters in me .........

Although I still don't know what I will be writing in this weird place, this blog is only to warn you that sometimes in my blogs I may atmost sound aboriginal........ but never "Original" !!!

Amen.